4 definitions by Fuck headson

Benison Fletch- two words in one. Benison, to mean twat, and Fletch, to mean the God of the mountains. This is basically another way of saying a twat God, like some dick footballer that always scores.
We pray to the Benison Fletch, but oh dear God we don't want to
by Fuck headson May 31, 2017
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Uncertain of exact species, the self-proclaimed "sparrowhawk" is one of a most alarming interest. Though he appears human for the majority of the day, if someone drops a roll, the wings come out. The sparrowhawk has a very limited vocabulary, so anything he says tends to be very memorable, and often nonsensical. Please, please, please, if you see the green coat, fag in mouth and another in hand (other hand rolling a third, identical fag), just steer clear, avoid eye contact, and remember: if it's grey, obey, if it's brown, roll down town, or may the lord have mercy on you.
Sparrowhawk: I am the old!
Sparrowhawk (same day, same time of day): don't be the old!
Sparrowhawk (sparrowhawk): it's a nice roll!
by Fuck headson December 3, 2019
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Jammy bastard cock sucker bitch face twatbag. Or in other words, josh Hudson
You want to go out? Headson is.
Nope, not even a bit
by Fuck headson April 4, 2017
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Pronounced C-X-L, the term describes a lanky boy who spends a lot of his time playing with his hair, and even longer playing with his cock. Those branded with this name tend to send nudes to girls/boys who don't want them.
Dog: Woof!
CXL: That dog's got a nice ass!
by Fuck headson February 24, 2018
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