Definitions by Fuck Face

Alarm Clock Dildo 

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

Alarm Clock Dildo by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

BEF

BEF stands for big eared freak

Don at land rover frisco is a fucking BEF. "Hey Don you fucking BEF quit picking your fucking nose".

BEF by fuck face July 27, 2003

Mullet

One who is found to have sincere business in the front, yet an unmistakable party in the back...the hairstyle often worn by aging rockers who refuse to admit that Warrant is not the best band ever...

Theres a fuckin' huuuge party in the back on that motherfucker, but he's all business up front!

Mullet by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

D&D 

A reflection of fantasy via role-playing characters with pre-determined traits, designated by statistical models, using polygonal dice to randomize the outcome of probable events.

I found D&D impoved my math skills between the second and third grade.

D&D by Fuck Face June 21, 2003

stoopid ninja 

the greatest cs player that ever lived

matt

stoopid ninja by FUCK FACE April 8, 2003