Lindsay: There was a hands up don't shoot rally over in Mt Vernon last night
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
Keith: Yeah, I saw. A bunch of hipsters and gangbangers finally found some common ground
Lindsay: There was a shooting. One of the protestors shot another.
Keith: Does that mean there's going to be another rally tomorrow?
Lindsay: No, the guy who got shot was white
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Brian: How'd your date with Angela go last night?
Kenneth: Not too well. She wasn't into me at all.
Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.
Brian: Damn son
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Brian: Bummer bro.
Kenneth: Well, she did drink a lot. I huxtabated after she passed out and bailed.
Brian: Damn son
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Dave: Yo, where's Lance?
Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.
Tetsuo: Dang yo!
Jason: He got caught smiling behind the wheel. Might be looking at a public indecency charge.
Tetsuo: Dang yo!
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Rog: So you coming to the holiday party?
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
Tom: Yeah, for shizzle
Rog: Bringing anyone?
Tom: I was thinking about asking my ex wife
Rog: Damn yo, you're still into that?
Tom: What can I say?
Rog: You're a serious ex addict, bro. Might want to get that looked into
Tom: Yeah, I know. I like the punishment
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