Definitions by Friday the 69th

SUV

Super
Ugly
Vehicle

Guy 1: Hey did you see the SUV in the parking lot?

Guy 2: Yeah it was really ugly

SUV by Friday the 69th April 23, 2019

Satwanian 

A fan of the webcomic "Scandinavia and the World", or SatW

The webcomic's about scandinavian countries as people, much like Hetalia

Fangirls think they look hot, and boom you got a satwanian.

Guy : Who're those guys on your wallpaper girl?
Girl : It's a bunch of hot countries
Guy : what a satwanian

Satwanian by Friday the 69th January 9, 2019

Animaedophile 

A lolicon or a shotacon meaning somebody gets turned on by anime children.

(examples are utatane piko, shiro, hestia)

Girl:Wow Piko is so cute I want to fuck him
Mom: Animaedophiles are not allowed in my house GET OUT

Animaedophile by Friday the 69th December 20, 2018

Life 

Something you are in desperate need of.

GET OFF URBAN DICTIONARY AND GET A LIFE

Life by Friday the 69th September 24, 2018

Jada 

Jada is a person and Jada is a good person.

Guy_ oh hey it's a good person
Me_ shes such a Jada.

Jada by Friday the 69th September 24, 2018