Definitions by Freefarts

Rank of Captain

Most likely to be voted most successful in high school yet, overthrown in the military by peer group.

Anyway overthrown is demoted to Rank of Captain.

Rank of Captain by Freefarts November 3, 2026

Rank of Major

League problems. Usually really fucked.

Rank of Major has Major League Problems. They are usually fucked.

Rank of Major by Freefarts November 3, 2026

Spouse

Not a hoe, bitch, wife, or wifey, girlfriend, or concubine; he or she is some other mans marriage you overthrow and have sex with.

Omgosh, I am banking a spouse off this Lt. Col.

Spouse by Freefarts November 3, 2026

The Army 10 miler

Is even greater than the 4 mile shit. It's something only Rangers due.

The Army 10 miler isn't just a race it's a marathon.

The Army 10 miler by Freefarts November 3, 2026

4 mile shit

It's something only Navy seals and their wives due after battling supreme evil. It often requires an industrial toliet.

Wow, I battled supreme evil and took a 4 mile shit.

4 mile shit by Freefarts November 3, 2026

Fruit

A term for a flamboyant or effeminate man.

Don't spoil your Fruit Roger. You can eat them after your vegetables.

Fruit by Freefarts November 3, 2026

Food

Is energy through calorie(s). It is necessary for life and is not required to live. We can go weeks without it when we have luxgury and maybe even longer if we only tried.

Wow, food can be gay

Food by Freefarts November 3, 2026