Frederick Yeo's definitions

Eyeslit

A derogatory term for an Asian person’s eyes

Xiao Li walks by
Person 1: Why are her eyelids drooping so low? Is she on drugs?
Person 2: she’s just Asian
Person 3: can she even see through those eyeslits?

by Frederick Yeo November 23, 2023

Tampines

A large town and constituency in Singapore. Attractions include various malls like Our Tampines Hub, Heng Swee Keat (until 2020), Sun Plaza park and the fact that its name rhymes with “penis”.

GPS: “take the right turn onto Tampighnes Avenue 7.”
Tampines dweller: what you saying?

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Two

The number of nipples a person has

Two is a prime number

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Amber Heard

When a dog steps on a bee

Did you see that? The dog just did an Amber Heard

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Black People

A term used to describe burglars, criminals and gangsters, which references the black ski masks and jumpsuits often worn by them to disguise their identity.

Those black people are robbing the poor convenience store owner again.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Dunning-Kruger Effect

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is an American politician, media personality, and businessman who served as the 45th president of the United States from 2017 to 2021.

Inject disinfectant under the skin? That’s the Dunning-Kruger effect for ya.

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Alive

Something a million Iraqis ceased to be when George W. Bush was President of the United Stated

Alive

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023