Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Freddy Freshlegs

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

Get merch

A large, bulbous, fleshy mass that resembles a partially deflated kickball - in size, texture, and density.

That pixsquamous is really something, have you considered having it removed before it pops?!

Get merch

A vestigial fleshy tag that somewhat resembles an extra penis.

Jesus, look at that dog’s huge pixqueenis.

Get merch

a random, unexpected, and slightly-off-topic lecture from a friend who believes you'll be completely transfixed by the subject matter.

"I said the stars looked amazing tonight, and he launched into a 10-minute frecture on stellar fusion."

Get merch