Freddy Freshlegs's definitions

pixsquamous

A large, bulbous, fleshy mass that resembles a partially deflated kickball - in size, texture, and density.

That pixsquamous is really something, have you considered having it removed before it pops?!

by Freddy Freshlegs May 9, 2021

hair juice

Tiny beads of perspiration that dangle off the ends of a sweaty man's chest hair.

I borrowed my friend's hoodie and he immediately complained, "Dude, now it's got hair juice all over it!"

by Freddy Freshlegs August 21, 2023

pixqueenis

A vestigial fleshy tag that somewhat resembles an extra penis.

Jesus, look at that dog’s huge pixqueenis.

by Freddy Freshlegs November 24, 2020

Frecture

a random, unexpected, and slightly-off-topic lecture from a friend who believes you'll be completely transfixed by the subject matter.

"I said the stars looked amazing tonight, and he launched into a 10-minute frecture on stellar fusion."

by Freddy Freshlegs December 17, 2019