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Reverse Stranger

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The "Stranger" is a sex act, whereby a person sits on his hand until it is numb before masturbating, so that it will feel as though someone else is giving him a handjob.

The "Reverse Stranger" is the act of sitting on your own genitals until they are numb, so that when you masturbate it feels like you are pleasuring another person.
Doing the "Reverse Stranger" can lead to acute thrombosis.
by Frasier Nutzov November 26, 2011
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thuttock

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Similar in orgin to "cankle" (CAlf plus aNKLE) the "thuttock" is the seamless fusion between the THigh & bUTTOCK in a morbidly obese individual.
Look at Belinda's thuttocks.
by Frasier Nutzov March 9, 2007
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thabia

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Similar to "cankle" (calf merging with ankle) the thabia is the merging between the thigh and labia.
Tiffany couldn't wear a thong because she had a protruding thabia.
by Frasier Nutzov March 8, 2007
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Protrubria

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Protruding labia, goes way beyond a cameltoe.
Jessica had to wear old-lady panties to hide her protrubria.
by Frasier Nutzov March 8, 2007
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Shpasm

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Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.
"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."
by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007
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A long, elastic strand of mucus that dangles from a sick child's nostril when the child cries. This slimy yo-yo often gets sucked up into the nose when the child inhales between shrieks, only to reappear when the wailing continues. Since it's entertaining for adults to watch this, the child assumes your expression of delight is in response to their distress, which only increases the volume and intensity of the tantrum. It's a viscious (and viscous) cycle which might end on a clock-tower with a high-powered rifle.
Jeez, lady, wipe your kid's noserope!
by Frasier Nutzov February 19, 2007
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ipodoclast

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One who bucks the zeitgeist and listens to a CD player instead of MP3s.
That fellow is an ipodoclast.
by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007
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