Frasier Nutzov's definitions

Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"

The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.

by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007

Shpasm

Something that happens to incontinent older women when they have sex. Simultaneously poo, pee, and orgasm. From SH*T combined with P*SS and ORGASM.

"Bernie is treating me to the senior's menu at Denny's tonight, so I think I'll finally go all the way with him. I just hope I don't shpasm."

by Frasier Nutzov March 2, 2007

thuttock

Similar in orgin to "cankle" (CAlf plus aNKLE) the "thuttock" is the seamless fusion between the THigh & bUTTOCK in a morbidly obese individual.

Look at Belinda's thuttocks.

by Frasier Nutzov March 9, 2007

Reverse Stranger

The "Stranger" is a sex act, whereby a person sits on his hand until it is numb before masturbating, so that it will feel as though someone else is giving him a handjob.

The "Reverse Stranger" is the act of sitting on your own genitals until they are numb, so that when you masturbate it feels like you are pleasuring another person.

Doing the "Reverse Stranger" can lead to acute thrombosis.

by Frasier Nutzov November 26, 2011

antpharm

Where ants buy drugs.

Hey, that ant is going to the antpharm, I bet he's gonna buy some drugs!

by Frasier Nutzov February 7, 2007

thabia

Similar to "cankle" (calf merging with ankle) the thabia is the merging between the thigh and labia.

Tiffany couldn't wear a thong because she had a protruding thabia.

by Frasier Nutzov March 8, 2007

Protrubria

Protruding labia, goes way beyond a cameltoe.

Jessica had to wear old-lady panties to hide her protrubria.

by Frasier Nutzov March 8, 2007