sourpatch

(1)A human orifice, bodily opening, or mortal wound that is infected, or is excreting bodily waste. (2) An asshole. (3) A southerner's snack.

(1) Bonnie: Fuck you, Billy!
Billy: Suck on my sourpatch!
(2) Carl: I could suck on a sourpatch
for hours.

by Frank Monroe September 21, 2004

coin-tosser

(a) a man who attempts to cover his homosexuality by acting macho, sporty, or beefy. (b) a sports player on the down-low

Butch is such a coin-tosser; he lifted weights for 3 hours, then fucked Mike in the ass.

by Frank Monroe January 16, 2005

abduling

(1) To have consensual sexual relations with someone while judging them on a bullshit television show.

(2) To create a scandal based on legal, consensual actions with no loses or gains.

Mrs. Robinson I think you're trying to abdul me.

by Frank Monroe May 20, 2005