Frank Klaune's definitions

squibbler

One of a number of terms pertaining to the classification of various kinds of farts. A squibbler indicates the rather anemic sound of a small amount of intestinal gas released in a rather tentative, timid manner resulting in a high-pitched, warbling, somewhat bubbly sound of relatively short duration.

"Frank just let a squibbler, but damn, did it stink!"

by Frank Klaune November 8, 2003

silly swords

Common game for young males, "silly swords" involves using two (or more) competing streams of urine as if they were swords in a sword fight. Unlike a pissfight or pissing contest, urinating on the competition is never allowed. The urine stream is only used against the other person's stream, just like a sword fight.

Jimmy and Frank were in the back yard playing silly swords.

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004

packing house

Analogy used to describe the awful, horrid, putrid stench area otherwise known as "the zone" which often surrounds the easy chair in which "'Ol Fuse" is sitting. This is particularly true on an evening when he's in rare form after a meal of flatulent fart factory food.

(On any given Saturday evening with a full moon, a poor victim innocently wanders into the living room) "So, what's on TV? Is there anything tha... (and our hapless victim now stumbles into "the zone") "..wha... AUUGGGHHHHHH!!! OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, FUSE, GO TAKE A SHIT! IT SMELLS LIKE A PACKING HOUSE IN HERE!!!"

by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005