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Horny Ass Mom.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016
Get the HAM mug.1. A lie told by every guy in an attempt to have sex when their partner is not 120% into it.
2. Phrase used to describe the act of just barely doing something.
3. To insert no more than 20% of something, usually a body part, into an opening of another person, although it could be anything, a body part and/or person is not necessarily a requirement.
2. Phrase used to describe the act of just barely doing something.
3. To insert no more than 20% of something, usually a body part, into an opening of another person, although it could be anything, a body part and/or person is not necessarily a requirement.
BP: Yeah he said was going to put just the tip in, then we could go.
HB: What happened next?
BP: He was balls deep, Just the tip my ass!!!No not in my ass…you know what I'm saying.
HB: Just the tip never works!
FS: Come on, I could really use a BJ.
MF: No, I am busy with life.
FS: you don't have to take it all, just the tip.. That's all, just the tip.
MF: If you grab the back of my head, I'm biting! We on the same page?
FS: Yes, just the tip!
AM: Let me play with your boobs
BP: I'm in the middle of a LAS and you ask that?
AM: Just the tips then?
BP: Did you say just the nips?
AM: Yeah, just the tips, the nips are the tips and the best part anyway.
BP: Get out!
HB: What happened next?
BP: He was balls deep, Just the tip my ass!!!No not in my ass…you know what I'm saying.
HB: Just the tip never works!
FS: Come on, I could really use a BJ.
MF: No, I am busy with life.
FS: you don't have to take it all, just the tip.. That's all, just the tip.
MF: If you grab the back of my head, I'm biting! We on the same page?
FS: Yes, just the tip!
AM: Let me play with your boobs
BP: I'm in the middle of a LAS and you ask that?
AM: Just the tips then?
BP: Did you say just the nips?
AM: Yeah, just the tips, the nips are the tips and the best part anyway.
BP: Get out!
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious October 2, 2016
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A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016
Get the HAM mug.BP: What time are we going out?
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!
HB: I need to finish up and get some early dick.
BP: So five minutes after you get home.
HB: Going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
BP: Ok, get the early dick but don't forget to double up that shit tonight!
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 22, 2017
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A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
A mom that is horny. Many times even after getting laid. Mom that could use an extra 20% to satisfy the urge. A mom that is as horny as the dad. A mom that starts more 'sessions' than the dad because she needs a bone in her ham.
HAMs at my office are always bitchin', they need to get laid more.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
You see that HAM over there, I'am about to bone in her!
I am going to bone those HAMS'.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious April 1, 2016
Get the HAM mug.A thought so goode, so magnificent, that if you follow the thought one can see it ending in some euphoric state.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
A thought, often times elegantly simple, that causes one to get excited. The thought boner is often detected by others when the thinker pauses mid-sentence and smirks.
A cross between a brain boner and thought bubble.
AM: "Hey did you get that work done?"
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
BP: "I'm pushing the buttons as fast as i can, i want to do it right.. what ? whats that face for"
AM:......
AM: "thought boner about button...doing it right.."
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 3, 2018
Get the Thought Boner mug.Life Affirming Shit (LAS)
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 22, 2016
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