Francois the Unsheathed's definitions

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

Wordgasm

The feeling of pleasure and release upon the publishing of new words/slang.

I wordgasm everyday like Shakespeare hitting a blank page.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

fLUFFIN

That Feelin' you get whence donning a fur collar

I'm fluffing in the club and everyone else dressin like white guys at a bbq.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Webitor

Let me know if you like my work, I can write all day n nite like kid cudi

Howdy urban dictionaries! I am a fellow webitor editing the web.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019