Francois the Unsheathed's definitions

fLUFFIN

That Feelin' you get whence donning a fur collar

I'm fluffing in the club and everyone else dressin like white guys at a bbq.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

Webitor

Let me know if you like my work, I can write all day n nite like kid cudi

Howdy urban dictionaries! I am a fellow webitor editing the web.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Banana spliff

Pooping and smoking a spliff at the same time.

I went to the bathroom and before I could even count to 10 I let out a banana spliff.

by Francois the Unsheathed September 10, 2025

Bronely

A solo type guy. Doesn't like to play nice with others unless necessary for passing by or acquiring goods.

Fuck I kinda like being bronely, I don't have to put up with my wife's whining!

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2021

dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 9, 2019