Definitions by Francois the Unsheathed

1 Man Meeting

When you close/lock your office door, put all your devices on do not disturb, turn down the lights, and find a good webpage, and start stroking your pink hot dog.

Kevin is so lucky. All he does is smoke weed and have 1 man meetings in his office all day. Its no wonder he goes through tissues so fast!

1 Man Meeting by Francois the Unsheathed September 16, 2025

Banana spliff 

Pooping and smoking a spliff at the same time.

I went to the bathroom and before I could even count to 10 I let out a banana spliff.

Banana spliff by Francois the Unsheathed September 10, 2025

Rüm 

Where the magic happens

We're drinking the rüm going too.

Rüm by Francois the Unsheathed October 15, 2021

Moochoo 

Get milked and a back massage the same time.

I'll take the number 4, Moochoo massage!
- said Holden in the overpriced spa.

Moochoo by Francois the Unsheathed October 15, 2021

Webitor 

Let me know if you like my work, I can write all day n nite like kid cudi

Howdy urban dictionaries! I am a fellow webitor editing the web.

Webitor by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Wordgasm 

The feeling of pleasure and release upon the publishing of new words/slang.

I wordgasm everyday like Shakespeare hitting a blank page.

Wordgasm by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Anal Eclipse 

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

Anal Eclipse by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021