Wrapt

The act of protecting oneself from the slew of society's intermingling slosh.

You gotta get the most durable brand before you can get wrapt up in the pussy game.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Moochoo

Get milked and a back massage the same time.

I'll take the number 4, Moochoo massage!
- said Holden in the overpriced spa.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 16, 2021

Wordgasm

The feeling of pleasure and release upon the publishing of new words/slang.

I wordgasm everyday like Shakespeare hitting a blank page.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Anal Eclipse

When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.

After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Cum-meha-meha

When a male shouts at the top of his lungs in pure ecstasy during an orgasm.

Carol: What is going on in the apartment nextdoor?!
Steve: The neighbors must be going at it again.
Carol: I know, but does Kevin have to Cum-meha-meha every time? The entire building can hear him!

by Francois the Unsheathed October 09, 2019

Turdle

A guy with unusually large trapezius muscles whom isn't ready to come out of his shell just yet... Albeit he was a nice guy, he couldn't resist the urge to furrow his brow in disbelief and self loathing... I'm that guy. Hunched over a keyboard. Aggressively typing.

Dude I need a quit being a turdle. Fr fr. Asap

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

dickorganized

when a male genitalia needs to be reorganized after jogging and/or moving around all day. Best done after urinating and before washing hands.

Dude1: I caught my Lyft driver trying to fix his dickorganized package at a red light. Like, everyone can see your hand moving around in your pocket man, c'mon, not cool.

Dude2: here, have some hand sanitizer, its on me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 09, 2019