racing stripe

The poo stains left in your underware. Caused by not wiping your ass, not wiping your ass enough, or having a bubbler or shart in the middle of the day. The appearance is similar to the starting area of a drag racing strip, or the "wheels down" area on a runway.

Husband: Sweetie pie honey bunny, these underware are going to need some "special" attention.
Wife: My god, whats up with the racing stripe?
Husband: Had a bubbler after my Taco Bell lunch today.

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 05, 2005

two-ball compound

semen, nut butter, ball sauce

"She was complaining of a sore throat, so I doctored her up with some two-ball compound."

by Frainslug November 14, 2005

is that in U.S. dollars?

A question always asked by Canadians when given a price for something in the US. Especially asked before the exchange rate was better for them (2002 - 2005).

Salesman: I will sell you that new Mercedes AMG55 for $35,000

Canadian: Is that in U.S. Dollars?

Salesman: Of course it is pecker neck. If it was Canadian it would be like $6,000.

Canadian: Oh.

by Frainslug March 25, 2007

Fruit Basket

See also Snowman....When a male tucks his nuts and dick in between his legs. Squeeze your legs so one nut is on top of the other with the penis tip being the apple and trhe nuts being rather hairy kiwi fruits.

My girlfriend was yelling at me, so when she walked around the corner, I had a fruit basket waiting for her!

by Frainslug February 16, 2006

sneaky big

To actually be larger than first thought or to have the ability to hide it well.

Employee #1 Damn, did you see that new HR girl?
Employee #2 Sure did! Saw her bent over the candy bowl, dominating it. She's sneaky big!!!
Employee #1 No way! She looks hot!
Employee #2 Look, there she is now, at the candy bowl again. Check out that backside.
Employee #1 Damn!!! Never noticed it before, she is sneaky big!!!
Employee #2 Id still hit it though!
Employee #1 Not if I was on it first!!!

by frainslug February 14, 2006

T & S

"Twist and Suck". When your sugar mama uses a twisting or corkscrew motion working the manpole while pleasuring you orally. Much better result than her just using the mouth, plus it gets all the "poison" out. The resulting effort should feel if your pecker is about to be pulled off at any moment and the hand print should remain for at least 3 hours after completion.

Dude#1: Hey, see that bartender babe over there?
Dude#2: Yea, what about her?
Dude#1: Go ask her for a T & S
Dude#2: A tea with sugar?
Dude#1: No ya moanbone, a twist and suck!

by frainslug February 03, 2006