Ink Withdrawals

A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.

It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023

alcohol-free

A term used to describe a beverage not worth consuming. This term is usually used to refer to cocktails made without alcohol, but it can be used to describe any drink that does not contain alcohol. Unless you are underage or driving, there is zero reason anyone would consume an alcohol-free beverage.

Tim: I'll have an alcohol-free margarita
Steve: Why? Are you the designated driver?
Tim: No, I just don't like drinking
Steve: This is a bar, and we serve alcohol. Please leave and be sober elsewhere.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 07, 2022

Modsochist

Someone who enjoys pain, but only in the context of body modifications like tattoos and piercings. Unlike a masochist, a modsochist will not enjoy pain in general and it is usually not sexual.

While most people find the pain of a tattoo unpleasant, I am a modsochist and enjoy the process.

by Four Loko Frat Guy March 01, 2024

Slowvo

A very expensive, unreliable and poorly built car that drives like a truck despite being car sized. Also known as “Volvo”.

Call the tow truck, my slowvo broke down again

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 17, 2023

Faux Loko

An alcoholic beverage that is designed to replicate the original formula (caffeinated) Four Loko. Most recipes produce a drink that is 12% alcohol. Common ingredients include vodka, light beer, energy drinks, and fruit-flavored powdered drink mixes. Commonly served in empty 24 oz drink cans to recreate the original Loko.

I got so fucked up after drinking three cans of Faux Loko at the party last night!

by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2022

plainskin

A person without any tattoos, piercings, or other body modifications.

Plainskins are so boring. I'm pretty sure they'd frame and hang a blank piece of paper and call it art.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 27, 2023