Four Loko Frat Guy's definitions

Commuter Hell Week

Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.

I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022

Stick n Poke

A homemade tattoo made by dipping a needle in ink and poking the skin. Somewhat popular among underaged teenagers, this type of tattoo is often done with unsanitary supplies like India ink and sewing needles. They are known to be regretted later in life.

He has a stick n poke of his ex's initials.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 3, 2022

Suburb

A boring, isolating, depressing, and lonesome place to live. Most suburbs consist of nothing more than single-family homes and a shopping center. If you're between the ages of 18 and 38, you will be bored and lonely out of your mind living in a suburb. "Activities" enjoyed by most residents include shopping at Costco, drinking alone, yelling at people for driving 1 MPH over the speed limit, and mowing the lawn. A great place to live if you want a boring, solitary existence.

I couldn't find a designated driver since there is nobody my age in this suburb, so I paid $30 for an Uber to a nightclub in the city.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022

Modsochist

Someone who enjoys pain, but only in the context of body modifications like tattoos and piercings. Unlike a masochist, a modsochist will not enjoy pain in general and it is usually not sexual.

While most people find the pain of a tattoo unpleasant, I am a modsochist and enjoy the process.

by Four Loko Frat Guy February 29, 2024

VB ost

An abbreviation for Västerbottenost, a famous Swedish cheese with a long and cumbersome name.

I got some VB ost sticks from Max Hamburgare last night

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 31, 2023

Lemon Extract

The strongest alcoholic beverage you can buy without ID. It's 83% alcohol and cheap - $4 for 2 oz or $12 for 16 oz. You can take shots of it if you don't mind the burn of lemon oil, or you can filter the lemon oil out of it and make a vodka substitute. McCormick brand is best for drinking.

Person 1: I want to get drunk but I'm underage.
Person 2: Let's get some lemon extract from the grocery store.
Person 1: Hell yeah! Time to get wasted!

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 3, 2021