before intecourse one thousand dollars ($1,000) worth of United States currency is inserted into the vagina (NOTE: as long as it is $1,000 worth of United States currency, coins and/or bills are both acceptable)
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018
when a woman has sexual relations with identical twins at the same time, the woman shares her virgina and anus equally between the twins
by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018
when a woman finds out that she is pregnant after a clone war and cannot say for sure who has fathered the child
by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018
before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)
by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018