clone war

when a woman has sexual relations with identical twins at the same time, the woman shares her virgina and anus equally between the twins

Martha was engaged in a clone war between Juan and Jose.

by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018

unknown clone

when a woman finds out that she is pregnant after a clone war and cannot say for sure who has fathered the child

Martha begin to cry after she found out she had an unknown clone growing inside of her.

by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018

Rusty Charlie

When an older gentleman has anal intercourse with a younger woman. The woman fondles the mans testicules with one hand, the woman than inserts the index finger on her other hand into the mans anus.

Last night my dad got a Rusty Charlie from my 22 year old English teacher.

by For TIMMAH! July 27, 2018

Nietzsche’s peach

during vaginal intercourse when a partner starts exclaiming loudly or calling out “God!” it is met every time with the scream/war cry “GOD IS DEAD!” followed by a plethora of hard aggressive thrusts

Sara started moaning and saying God over and over, Greg decided to up his tactics and use Nietzsche’s peach.

by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018

cornhole the roll

before anal sex with a partner, a man wraps a Fruit by the Foot around his erect penis, before entering the anal cavity the man exclaims "3 Feet of Fun!” the man then thrust his partner’s anus aggressively until the entire Fruit by the Foot roll is engulfed in the partner’s anus (NOTE: it is not a true cornhole the roll unless "3 Feet of Fun!” is exclaimed by the man)

“Get ready for 3 Feet of Fun!” James exclaimed as he began to cornhole the roll into Amanda.

by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018