LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Book Worm

1. One who attends the University of Chicago in Chicago, Illinois.
2. An avid reader.

BB: Bill Gates claims to be a book worm.
Becky: So does the actor Christian Bale!
BB: OMG, Becky.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Thrill

1. An enjoyable ride.
2. An ordeal.
3. A titillating experience.

A: Awwwe-hoursheeet! You almost got us killed, muda--
B: Yeh, but ain't that the thrill, tho?

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Home Burger

A friend or ally.

Ayo, cut that shit out, that motherfucker's a home burger!

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003