Food and Drug Administration's definitions

LASER

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

The One

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Bebownbown

Among many other euphemisms: MJ; Can; Feeding the burrowing pigeon; Weed; Grass; Green; Stuff; Thing.

Unknown: Adryel!
Adryel: Whaaaa-ha? Bebownbown, bown, bown, bouwn, bouwn, ba-bouwn ... I just wanna fuck bad bitches!

by Food and Drug Administration June 28, 2003

Homies In The Street Light

1. A phrase coined by an art student, and later made popular around 2001.
2. A group of gangsters, or original gangster alike, who enjoy playing the game of basketball below street lights.

A basketball bouces into traffic
C-Dawg (To C-Dope): Awww-sheeet, let it go, let it go, the homies in the street light will get it.
C-Dope: 'Ight, 'ight...

by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003