Definitions by Food and Drug Administration

The One 

Featured in the band U2's song of a similar name, "The One" represents things in life that may only be classified as the one and only, most notably love, life, and dildo.

Natalsa: You think he's The One?
Natalia: Naw, that nigga was a busta at dinner.

The One by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Thrill 

1. An enjoyable ride.
2. An ordeal.
3. A titillating experience.

A: Awwwe-hoursheeet! You almost got us killed, muda--
B: Yeh, but ain't that the thrill, tho?

Thrill by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

Face Time 

An imminent or apprehensive experience.

Bawler: Face time, motherfucker.
Silas: Yeah, I heard you in Ms. Doubtfire's home-ec' class.

Face Time by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003

LASER 

Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

Mr. Arnold: So, who's gay enough to know what 'LASER' stands for?
Crazy Hobo: Oooo--Ooo, me! Raises hand
Mr. Arnold: Yeeess? Raises eyebrow at Hobo

LASER by Food and Drug Administration June 26, 2003