Definitions by Fly On The Wall

aerial 

A Britishism used in place of the word antenna.

People on the other side of the big drink need to quit fussing around with aerials. What they needed were antennae. Transmitted radio and TV are so last millennium any way.

aerial by Fly On The Wall November 29, 2004

definition 

A dull and boring, non-slang way to say and spell daffynition.

Possibly the funniest definition on UrbanDictionary.com is most extreme elimination challenge by FridgeRaider. Then again, maybe it's shit happens.

definition by Fly On The Wall November 8, 2004

fraidy cat 

1. A person who is too scared to take a dare.

2. A person who objects to participating in an activity because it's wrong.

3. A person who is phobic.

I don't want to put a live fish in my vagina!

Fraidy cat!

fraidy cat by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004

Hey Zeus 

The slang term that Hispanics use when they mean Jesus. See Yeshua.

Hey Zeus, get over here before I warm your butt like a tortilla!

Hey Zeus by Fly On The Wall October 24, 2004

Yeshua 

A name that Catholicism almost succeeded in removing from the Christian vocabulary by replacing it with Latin-based bastardizations that honor Zeus instead of God's son. This corruption was inherited nearly universally by the rest ofChristianity.

Hispanic Catholics preserve the divine name of Zeus most accurately, and call out, Hey Zeus when praying. Unsatisfied with that sacrilege, they insist upon naming little boys Hey Zeus as well.

English-speaking Christians are a little less callous about calling Yeshua by Zeus' name by pronouncing it "Zuss", with the prefix "Je". "Je" is a French word, so this along with most of the other silliness in the English language was probably their idea.

Yeshua by Fly On The Wall June 8, 2004