jungle balls

an over abundance of genital perspiration, generally located in the trousers of a male which usually leads to swamp ass

I was walking through the mall and i came down with the worst case of jungle balls!

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005

jack daniels

LOUIS POMATICA, the bear, the hook, Hook daniels, awesome

Lou is Jack Jack is Lou..The hook brings you back...

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005

Verne Troyer

2 foot 8, sorry buddy but you will always be known as mini me

Good God why did i have to see Verne Troyer naked on national television!?

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005

swamp ass

an unfortunate ailment hitting men in their prime while vigorously walking through the mall, where as you feel like the inside of your ass cheeks have become a KY factory

Get me some TP quick, i have swamp ass that would make swamp thing jealous!

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005

Paris Hilton

cum guzzling, filthy, rotten, cock whore!

South Park said it best..."Stupid, Spoiled,Whore!"

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005

Shade Shiste

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations

Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005

grundle patch

the stretch of unwanted hair that starts at the base of the testicles and continues to the rim of your sphincter, usually uncomfortable when moist

I got a brazillan wax the other day, and my lack of grundle patch is swollen!

by Flonson Khabot January 30, 2005