getting cornholed

A phrase describing one who has been gangraped by Mexican gang members in prison. Another word for being black beaned and getting your beans refried.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Jared Fogle?
Person 2: Yeah he's probably getting cornholed in prison right now.
by Flobbie Randers May 05, 2017
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Phil-ophile

A bearded child molester that also happens to work with kids.
Person 1: I just dropped my kids off at a new day care program!
Person 2: Why would you do that!? A raging Phil-ophile works there!
by Flobbie Randers May 05, 2017
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getting flandered

When you receive a non-reciprocating hand job from a Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter. Typically done by the rotary wings.
Robbie: I'm so getting flandered later.
Nick: Damn.
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