Thermonuclear Bubble

The outcome of eating a takeaway, and then creating a 50 megaton fart the next day. A brown bubble forms before exploding and releasing the scents.

All of that Turkish food helped me produce a Thermonuclear Bubble.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Yapyap the Destroyer

Overall, Yapyap is a very employable guy, and a loyal companion, as long as he is rewarded with food nipple every now and then.

🥝

Yapyap the Destroyer will work hard for his food nipple.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Rotund

Being a plump boi

OMG, Wasim is so rotund!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Chunky Pus

When you squeeze a large spot and a waterfall of green ooze cascades down your forehead. Chunky Pus more often than never will cause more spots to form in the area it travels.

A big serving of Chunky Pus came from my pimples of cyst.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020

Prince of Nigeria

Also known as the 419 scam.
Scammers tend to mention a Nigerian Prince when phonecall scamming to draw in potential victims.

Congratulations! You have inherited the fortune of the Prince of Nigeria!

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 16, 2020

Audible Dogfart

I wanted to upload a highly educational definition to Urban Dictionary, but I was clueless of what to do that is not related to flatulent gas or dogs. But then, at that same moment, my dog did a fart and I heard the noise. It was like God sent that fart to tell me that I should do a definition about dog farts or poo. And here I am.

I would give the dog’s fart a solid 8 out of 10 (being the highest score). It was smelly, it made the room and the walls tinted green, but that’s the norm for a dogfart. The best part of this smelly bum burp is that it was clearly audible. It sounded like a balloon losing it’s helium!

That is all for now. Stay tuned in for more of my wonderful definitions on this website.

I was put off from eating my baguette when I could smell Buster’s busting, Audible Dogfart.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 19, 2020

Light up Skechers

Light up Skechers will light up your world, and my world. They are good for running in. 🏃 ♂️🏃🏼🏃 ♀️

Idk, but all I remember is, she wear the Light up Skechers.

by Flatulent_Jarvis March 18, 2020