Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Flatblok71

Dunder Mifflin

People person's paper people

Dunder Mifflin is a better paper company than Staples.

Dunder Mifflin by Flatblok71 May 27, 2020

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The Sun

A deadly laser.

Hey, can we go on land? NO! Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER

The Sun by Flatblok71 May 25, 2020

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Nikola Tesla

A man who wasn’t stolen from, but was stolen from mankind.

Nikola Tesla: It’s a wireless transmission of truth, and it’s a shocking real story of a banker and you, and if the people knew you stopped me from making power free, they would curse the con Edison with every utility.

Nikola Tesla by Flatblok71 May 17, 2020

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Obamium

A rare mineral that can be taken down to the forges beneath the White House to create the legendary N-Word Pass.

Me: This is my N-Word Pass, made of pure Obamium.
My friend: *shows his N-Word Pass*
Me: Fool! That’s not a real N-Word Pass! It’s made of paper! Harvest some Obamium and come back with a real N-Word Pass!

Obamium by Flatblok71 April 21, 2020