Definitions by Flashlight man

Too close for comfort 

When you are put in a situation that is very uncomfortable and awkward. This person or thing will be too close to you and it's making you feel unsafe.

Turtle #1 said turtle #2 was getting to close for comfort.

Being too close for comfort usually breaks friendship.

Too close for comfort by Flashlight man June 15, 2014

Dahveed 

An extremely intelligent and smart male. He usually knows everything. Some people call him David but a French pronunciation is dahveed. Dahveed sometimes has odd muscle spasms and frantically itches his head. Dahveed is so smart!

Dahveed got an A on his test.

Dahveed loves reading science articles on his free time.

Dahveed by Flashlight man June 15, 2014

Peggy sue 

The name of a cat who has kidney problems and is most likely going to die...

I'm sorry I can't go to the mall with you, I have to attend my cat Peggy sues funeral.

Peggy sue by Flashlight man June 14, 2014

Urban dictionary staff 

The urban dictionary staff never accept good definitions. They are real legitimate definitions and their just rude and doesn't understand the definition. They don't know what a good definition is.

My heart was broken when I got an email saying they rejected my definition.

Flashlight men and swaggles are a real thing but the urban dictionary staff thinks otherwise.

Urban dictionary staff by Flashlight man June 14, 2014