Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Flarpmasterflex

Shlalapoo

When your constipated shit pebbles turn into diarrhea.

Ashley- “during school I shlalapood in the restroom, someone heard my loud ass farts!”
Ryan- “disgusting.”

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The act of having diarrhea whilst riding a water polo ball and peeing.

Antwon- “Bro, someone rwolped yesterday during water polo practice!”
Johnathen- “Who?”
Antwon- “alex bro! The pool was disgusting after..”

Rwolp by Flarpmasterflex November 14, 2021

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The coolest person on the block, who queefs on command!

Jordan- “did you hear about the queefest girl at our school”
Michael- “No, what?”
Jordan- “bro she queefs on command!”

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