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Parachute Packing

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Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.
Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.
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Mississippi Door Mat 

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You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.
I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.
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