Flange the Inquisitor's definitions

barclay

alternate spelling of Berkeley - derived from the phrase "Berkeley Hunt" - which is cockney rhyming slang for cunt
also the root of work berk.

I wouldn't trust that barclay, he'd have the shirt off your back if he thought he'd get away with it.

by Flange The Inquisitor June 4, 2007

fitbin

Viz Magazine UK first used the word on the cover of the magazine to annoy Newagents(WHSmith)by creating an imaginary very rude swearword.
This was first used by Viz Character 'Sweary Mary', and is allegedly the rudest swearword in the world.
Can be used as an alternative to c*nt or f*ck as in the example.

"Oh fitbin, I've just stepped on a dog turd" or as Derek & Clive may have said "Adolf Hitler, what a fitbin he was....."

by Flange the Inquisitor February 13, 2005

vangita

vangita is an alternative word for fangita

mmm nice vangita
can I eat 'er

by Flange The Inquisitor April 19, 2006

pissfairy

a homosexual man into water sports involving dressing up as tinkerbell and 'tinkling' all over their partner

hey ducky come over to my place tonight for a game of pissfairy

by Flange The Inquisitor April 28, 2006

flangerine

unusually orange labia - word combined from flange and tangerine

I've never seen such orange flaps, why it's a real flangerine

by Flange the Inquisitor September 16, 2004

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

barclay

a person that is a total fuckwitt

he's such a barclay he thinks a sign that says "Wet Paint" is an instruction

by Flange The Inquisitor March 3, 2007