Definitions by Flange the Inquisitor

barclay 

alternate spelling of Berkeley - derived from the phrase "Berkeley Hunt" - which is cockney rhyming slang for cunt
also the root of work berk.

I wouldn't trust that barclay, he'd have the shirt off your back if he thought he'd get away with it.

barclay by Flange The Inquisitor June 4, 2007

barclay 

a person that is a total fuckwitt

he's such a barclay he thinks a sign that says "Wet Paint" is an instruction

barclay by Flange The Inquisitor March 3, 2007

pissfairy 

a homosexual man into water sports involving dressing up as tinkerbell and 'tinkling' all over their partner

hey ducky come over to my place tonight for a game of pissfairy

pissfairy by Flange The Inquisitor April 28, 2006

vangita 

vangita is an alternative word for fangita

mmm nice vangita
can I eat 'er

vangita by Flange The Inquisitor April 19, 2006

spudenda 

a woman's 'pudenda'(i.e. vagina)that is large enough to contain a potato (UK slang term for potato is a "Spud")

her pussy (vagina) is so large you could get a sack of potatoes (spuds) in there, why it's a real "spudenda"

spudenda by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

fitbin 

Viz Magazine UK first used the word on the cover of the magazine to annoy Newagents(WHSmith)by creating an imaginary very rude swearword.
This was first used by Viz Character 'Sweary Mary', and is allegedly the rudest swearword in the world.
Can be used as an alternative to c*nt or f*ck as in the example.

"Oh fitbin, I've just stepped on a dog turd" or as Derek & Clive may have said "Adolf Hitler, what a fitbin he was....."

fitbin by Flange the Inquisitor February 13, 2005