Definitions by Flange Master M

barber 

a man who likes to shave his women's pubic hair prior to sex.

Tony is such a barber that he takes a travel bag with foam and razor to the nightclubs trolling for pussy.

barber by Flange Master M January 11, 2009

zamboni 

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

zamboni by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

breach 

an extreme shart that penetrates through your underwear, pants and beyond to the surface beneath you.

The morning after drinking draught beer and pounding wings I trusted a fart at my desk that ended in a full breach.

breach by Flange Master M January 19, 2008