Flange Master M's definitions

zamboni

Beef flaps that hangs so far down that when the girl walks she wets the floor beneath her.

After pounding Sissy into submission she proceeded to zamboni a perfect swath from my kitchen floor, to the front door.

by Flange Master M January 9, 2009

barber

a man who likes to shave his women's pubic hair prior to sex.

Tony is such a barber that he takes a travel bag with foam and razor to the nightclubs trolling for pussy.

by Flange Master M January 11, 2009

breach

an extreme shart that penetrates through your underwear, pants and beyond to the surface beneath you.

The morning after drinking draught beer and pounding wings I trusted a fart at my desk that ended in a full breach.

by Flange Master M January 19, 2008