Flådig Man's definitions
1. A person that is a citizen of Sweden, or is from there. (by bloodline at least.)
Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.
one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)
There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.
In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
Swedish people are extremely tolerant, they are great drinking buddies and love to swim in the summer.
one of the best Aircraft are from Sweden, and we have great car companys such as Volvo and SAAB. (Volvo is owned by Ford.)
There are alot of hot women in Sweden, if you find a Blonde woman with blue eyes speaking in a Northern European accent, shes probably a Swede or from Norway.
In Sweden, Education is free aswell. thats why we have so many immigrants moving here. public schooling is free along with university, so if you want to get a university but dont have enough money to do so, just come to Sweden and we'll get you a degree! but you still have to do good in school though.
French tourist: AH merde! you crashed in moi bicyclette!
average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.
French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!
Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!
French tourist: ...
average Swede: Oh, I am sorry! I did not me to.
French tourist: Merde! I fucked your mother!
Average Swede: Oh, really? why, My mom has not have had much of a sex life lately. First I thought you where mad at me and now you come up with this wonderful message! thank you!
French tourist: ...
by Flådig Man February 22, 2021
Get the Swedemug. The Swedish word for Naturorienterande ämnen, its basically science, biology, and physics all mixed into one lesson.
basically just a Swedish word to describe science class, but they short it to NO because Naturorienterande ämnen is a bit too long.
basically just a Swedish word to describe science class, but they short it to NO because Naturorienterande ämnen is a bit too long.
by Flådig Man March 1, 2021
Get the NOmug. someone: Hey Malte we got a maths test tomorrow
Malte: Fan, I was gonna go skiing today.
someone: relatable
Malte: Fan, I was gonna go skiing today.
someone: relatable
by Flådig Man February 18, 2021
Get the Fanmug.