Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019

James Franco

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.

We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.

by Fisty McStoolfingers February 08, 2018

James Franco

When one’s finger pops through toilet paper while wiping, penetrating the anus to a minimum depth of one knuckle.

I wiped too hard and gave myself a James Franco.

by Fisty McStoolfingers November 17, 2017