James Franco

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.

We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.

by Fisty McStoolfingers February 07, 2018

James Franco

When one’s finger pops through toilet paper while wiping, penetrating the anus to a minimum depth of one knuckle.

I wiped too hard and gave myself a James Franco.

by Fisty McStoolfingers April 20, 2018

Emeril Lagasse

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.

I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

by Fisty McStoolfingers March 25, 2019