FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

ome-e

Similar to the word homie. ome is emo spelled backwards, so your ome-e would be your emo homie.

My best friend is such a fucking whiner. I think he went from being my homie to being my ome-e.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 9, 2009

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

clitalian

An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.

The only thing clitalians are good for is delivering pizzas and unclogging toilets.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 29, 2009

Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

Liquid Dick

1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.

Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009