Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
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fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.
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asstised

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.
Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.
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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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Breast Boner

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking
I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.
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Vomosexual

1. A peson who has a sexual fettish for vomit.

2. People who get turned on by vomiting on each other.

3. A man who uses vomit as lubricant to jack off

4. Any situation where vomit is used as an aid to any sort of sexual activity.
I got done watching some sick ass Japanese Porn. the bitches were total vomosexuals.

I wonder if it's possible to be both bullimic and a vomosexual. It would be a perfect combination.
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ome-e

Similar to the word homie. ome is emo spelled backwards, so your ome-e would be your emo homie.
My best friend is such a fucking whiner. I think he went from being my homie to being my ome-e.
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