Blehttuce

Lettuce usually found on hamburger when it starts to decay and look like algae
I decided to throw that blehttuce away.
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Insurerance

It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.
Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.
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narcisscyst

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.
I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019
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yaaaarghn

It’s what pirates use when they knit
Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!
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Ingenudes

Nude pics that are cleverly taken. No big deal.
In the moment of her climax, he surreptitiously took some ingenudes.

It’s because she’s so effing not.
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pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it just pushes everything else aside
Damn, I could set my drink on that PUSHY TUSHY
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The Power Punim

a face - usually angelic and innocent looking with bright, consuming eyes, resembling a Pre-Raphaelite cherub - that gets continuously gets away with murder; a face that hides a scheming, deviant attitude
My son just peed all over the couch and then threw his dirty underwear in my face. I tried to get mad, but I was overtaken by The Power Punim. FML
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