the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
Bob: I don't know I might barf.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 20, 2018
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by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 12, 2020
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 09, 2019
When the professor learned that dating a student was a taboo, he immediately put his square root back in his pocket and prevent any further algebromance.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 05, 2019
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by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 07, 2019
It’s bad. It’s really bad. Socks start to asexually reproduce, towels haunt you in the night, don’t get me started on the underwear.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 23, 2019