Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

Poosday 

It's when the shit hits the fan, unlike Farterday when it's just farts.

I'll see you next Poosday.

Poosday by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 6, 2019

Lass of Gwine

It also happens when you’re drunk.

Drunk Man: Hey bartender, one more Lass of Gwine please. (Drunk Man falls down)

Lass of Gwine by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 6, 2019

2F2F

Acronym for "Too Fat Too Fuck"

Look at that fat ass!! She's 2F2F

2F2F by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 3, 2019

Voyeurnderwear 

German origin, the briefs that you wear when you're peeping at that special hottie with the fat ass

STOP! That's my only voyeurnderwear! It can only be washed with the delicates

Voyeurnderwear by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 28, 2019

Blehttuce 

Lettuce usually found on hamburger when it starts to decay and look like algae

I decided to throw that blehttuce away.

Blehttuce by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 23, 2019

Denis 

A guy whose toe I want to suck.

Denis, I love you. Please let me suck your toes, whichever ones you have left.

Denis by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 23, 2019

The Power Punim 

a face - usually angelic and innocent looking with bright, consuming eyes, resembling a Pre-Raphaelite cherub - that gets continuously gets away with murder; a face that hides a scheming, deviant attitude

My son just peed all over the couch and then threw his dirty underwear in my face. I tried to get mad, but I was overtaken by The Power Punim. FML

The Power Punim by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 17, 2019