by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 05, 2019
When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
Shut the hell up Karen.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 24, 2019
When disagreements about various items in small spaces and multiple shelving units come to terms peacefully
Fyodor, please restrain from putting your underwear in the silverware drawer, so we can achieve some Vol Unity. Your underwear belongs in the third cabinet from the fourth row down on the left side near Masha’s white knee-hi’s that she wears with the sandals located in the drawer below, near the borscht, of course.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it May 08, 2019
GDIWYWHWM
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020
I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 08, 2019
It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.
Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 23, 2019
it happens when you're stoned
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020