Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

ISJOYGIJWTR 

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.

I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.

ISJOYGIJWTR by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 8, 2019

The Kneeyoncé 

When u get knee’d in the balls by a Queen.

He shouldn’t be acting so sassy. I’m about to give him The Kneeyoncé

The Kneeyoncé by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 2, 2019

Cray Cubed 

When shit’s super cray like three times over, one more than cray cray

Boy: you’re abnormal, you’re weird, you’re stupid, I love you, you won’t shut up
Girl: yeah, this is all making me absolutely cray cubed
Boy: Ok, let’s have sex

Girl: O-Cray

Cray Cubed by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 16, 2019

“Call Google” 

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

“Call Google” by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Lard Tard 

A fat, dumb chick who somehow gets herself into bad situations with guys she thought she could trust

I wanted to go up to her, but when I came up close, she was a total Lard Tard

Lard Tard by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Insurerance 

It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.

Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.

Insurerance by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 22, 2019

the young rooster 

where crepe happens

this place is closing in an hour. Heading over to The Young Rooster next. Never been. Wouldn't mind myself some random chicken.

the young rooster by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 9, 2019