Fidel Castro's definitions

asshorse

Biblical father figure to the isrealites, 'The asshorse will set us free with his 40lbs ass ^_______^". Some believe the asshorse may return in 2004 as a horses ass.

Asshorse demands lamb blood over your door or he will shit in your microwave.

by fidel castro July 1, 2003

shit kickers

A group of rednecks that walk around with shit on their boots.

A group of he haws kick cow shit around to show who can kick shit the farthest.

by Fidel Castro October 7, 2004

fuck a duck

get a life or get a grip on reality.

I told you not to fill my presciption and you filled it any way. I'm sorry ma'am. It's the fact you filled it when I specifically told you not too. Ma'am why don't you go fuck a duck?

by Fidel Castro March 8, 2004

Che Guevara

A man who was devoted to giving people free education and healthcare, stuff that really matters unlikehere in america where u pay through the nose

it seems like health care and education are only for the rich these days

by Fidel Castro March 30, 2003

plano whore

A stupid filthy bitch troll from hell. Always complaining about the stupidist bullshit. They walk around with their cell phones and give people dirty looks.

Don't you have any cakes! ..... Hey dickwad I'm talking to you.
Me: Sorry no English!

by Fidel Castro April 12, 2005

Antonio

A dumb Mexican that likes to eat tacos and swim across rivers. Has no friends and will be a virgin until the day he dies. He might be gay

Antonio went to a strip club..... he ate lots of tacos.... it was a gay strip club.

by Fidel Castro March 1, 2017

Plano Cunt

Fucking dirty cunt rag from Plano that walks around with her stupid Cell Phone and expects to be served while talking on her phone.

Ya I told him to clean his asshole with baby wipes.
Excuse me ma'am may I help you?
Ya well get some chips and vodka.
Hey bitch! I got better things to do than stand here and listen to your bullshit conversation. Let me know when you want something ok you Plano Cunt!

by Fidel Castro October 14, 2004