Fete's definitions
1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel
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2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
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2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
by Fete December 28, 2005
Get the Ramblermug. You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
by Fete October 19, 2005
Get the slowpokemug. by Fete November 24, 2005
Get the Jazztardmug. 1) A Slow Norris is originally a children’s television character that looked like a big bipedal confused bear that talked to a small girl about not very much at all!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
2) A very very slow and probably stupid person!
3) Slow Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class of 2002 - 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars and exams and will probably be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
Its 35 minutes into an hour long lecture and the Slow Norris enters the room with a look that says "What’s going on? Where am I? Why have they started?"
by Fete January 5, 2006
Get the Slow Norrismug. 'A spectacular assisted back flip usually seen at major events such as Weddings, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs'
'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'
'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'
'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
On the dance floor after the wedding Dave is gradually rotated head over feet thus completing the Billsy-Backflip!
by Fete July 8, 2010
Get the Billsy-Backflipmug.