Definitions by Fete

Jazztard 

A combination between a jazz lover and a bastard!

Look at Matt listening to Fats Waller, what a complete jazztard!

Jazztard by Fete November 24, 2005

Moomin 

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

Moomin by Fete November 8, 2005

Mapas 

Geographically accurate Tapas!

Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,

or

A map based dish!

"Umm! That's good Mapas"

Mapas by Fete October 27, 2005

slowpoke 

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

slowpoke by Fete October 19, 2005

cocktographer 

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

cocktographer by Fete October 16, 2005