Felchmeister General's definitions

fanny diesel

An undesirable and unhygenic cocktail of sweat, piss and fanny lube from the fanny of a fat bird. Often pungent, rarley lethal.

"I sat on L-A-S's chair the other day and when I stood up, the backs of my trousers were wet with, what I believe to be, fanny diesel."

by felchmeister general October 29, 2003

Porn Bear

Lord high ruler of the Porn Bear Cult. Currently has 500,000 members (see www.pornbear.co.uk)

Dobbo

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

Banshee

Often misinterpreted as being a sado-masochistic ass felcher, this type of being will often practive the lowest level of sexual depravity eg dogging. Often known as tri-sexual.

Karl Senior, Jon Bamber and all the LAN Techs

by Felchmeister General October 16, 2003

Spacker

A Disabled person.
Spastic,spaz,flid,mongaloid

"Don't put jam near that shepherd ye spacker."

by felchmeister General October 23, 2003

Nice machine

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

Springbean

Proper noun. Bastardised version of "Pugwall Summer's" Stringbean, and refers to absolutley fuckin anyone. Used instead of mate, buddy, pal, fella.

Alright Sprinbean.
Is Springbean coming out to play?(Springy, Springos, Springio, Springos etc)

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003

scrunt

A cunt of the scruffiest variety AKA Scruffy Cunt

You fuckin scrunt

by felchmeister general October 29, 2003