by Fei Hong Chan III November 18, 2005
The action of penetrating one's behind and jamming a flashlight up ones anus. Usually followed by turning the light on and off several times while in the rectum.
by Fei Hong Chan III February 02, 2005
A myhthical, probably asian or specifically japanese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. One man was completely oblivious to the Ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. The other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. The ninja's abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
by Fei Hong Chan III January 28, 2005
A word that makes use of onomatopoeia to describe the sound of something soft and likely to explode, hitting something hard. It is also the same sound effect that shot puts make when coming in contact with mud.
Dude that watermelon, that guy, that bird, that pile of cheese and that frog all when sploit after they were hit by a bus.
by Fei Hong Chan III February 02, 2005
A pendant worn on the left shoulder on the fifth sunday of every month. It symbolizes the cheese the breakdancers never gave the Pope.
by Fei Hong Chan III January 25, 2005
The act of being crushed by a twelve sided die, similar to those used in the game "Dungeons and Dragons". It has a brief cameo appearance in Teen Girl Squad #8
by Fei Hong Chan III February 04, 2005
A very powerful and loud "kee-ya" derriving from Japanese martial arts. It was once used by a legendary shot-putter on the Athena High School Track and Field Team.
by Fei Hong Chan III February 02, 2005