Definitions by Feeling Kinda Naughty
ice skating
ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
ice skating by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
Spread-Eagle
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Spread-Eagle by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
Identity Shopping
Identity shoppers are people who change their sexuality and/or gender on a regular basis just to throw people off.
She told me she was a girl yesterday. She’s a boy now? She was a guy last week too. They must be identity shopping
Identity Shopping by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 4, 2019
Depression Freshmen
Those underclassmen in school who walk around the school like they own the place. They think they can “beat you in a fight” and “they are so much cooler than you.” They will try to ruin your day, so remember that you are better than those newbies at school. They are the filth at your school; at the bottom of the totem pole.
Eeew look at those kids! They think they own the place. They must be new kids. They’re a disgrace to this school. They’re depression freshmen!
Depression Freshmen by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 3, 2019
Bazookum
When jerking off, instead of a few drips of cum, your ammunition of cum comes out all at once. Like a bazooka gun, firing all of the ammo at once. May also be known as “firing the cum-munition.”
Bazookum by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019
Christian Girl Fall
The next season after hot girl summer. It is a season full of pumpkin spice lattes and leaves changing colors. Beautiful time of year, especially in the Northeast.
Aww man, It’s too cold to wear a bikini. Hot girl summer is over. Let’s get ready for Christian Girl Fall!
Christian Girl Fall by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019