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Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
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My Dad is a Cop

A type of teenagers who think they can get away with everything. These teenagers are snobs and snitches. Their parents can buy them anything and they have never paid for anything they have. Pathetic excuse for a child.
My dad is a cop. He pays for all of my Armani bags and Rolex watches. He does everything I need.

Don’t do that! My dad is a cop! He will have you arrested!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 27, 2019
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Lollycock

A lollycock is a lollipop that is flavored like every dick you've ever wanted. These pops taste like dick, and are an acceptable way to learn how to give head.
Hey guys! I bought a lollycock! Who wants to learn how to suck?
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 14, 2019
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Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
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Tweeds

Two friends who sit down together after a long day and smoke weed. They’re weed twins. They’re tweeds.
Omg we’ve had such a long day. Let’s be tweeds and just chill with some pot
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
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Bazookum

When jerking off, instead of a few drips of cum, your ammunition of cum comes out all at once. Like a bazooka gun, firing all of the ammo at once. May also be known as “firing the cum-munition.”
I haven’t jerked off in a while. I am going to bazookum! I might run out of semen.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 31, 2019
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Faux Hoe

Pronounced “Foh-Hoe.” A person who pretends to be a sleazy hoe, but ACTUALLY has no sex life whatsoever. Could also be spelled “foho” for short.
She acts like she has such a sex life! She is DEFINITELY still a virgin. She is such a faux hoe!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 13, 2019
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