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ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!
OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019
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berning up

A reference to Bernie Sanders sitting with his arms crossed and his legs crossed at the 2021 inauguration. This position (now a popular meme) shows complete frustration and a strong desire to NOT be in the current situation. Hey, if I lost running for president twice, I'd be pissed as well.
Look at that kid over there berning up. He has his arms and legs crossed! He does NOT want to be here
by Feeling Kinda Naughty January 23, 2021
mugGet the berning upmug.

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020
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Ginger Pubes

The pubic hair of someone with red hair. ginger pubes NEED to be shaved. Unless of course, you live in a hick town. Then that’s a gold mine. Or a...ginger mine, perhaps? ;)
He’s got ginger pubes but it’s ok. He’s a redneck, he doesn’t have to shave!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty October 5, 2019
mugGet the Ginger Pubesmug.

Clout Magnet

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.
Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019
mugGet the Clout Magnetmug.

Bug Catcher

A person who tries to catch an illness in order to free themselves from this sick, sad world. This backfires because it makes everyone else sick and sad. In the time of coronavirus, don’t be a bug catcher.
Look at that man! He just touched a bunch of infected people. He must be a bug catcher
by Feeling Kinda Naughty March 26, 2020
mugGet the Bug Catchermug.

Angstagram

An instagram account for angsty photos. Including but not limited to: crying selfies, cursed images, ugly crying, etc.
I'm feeling sad this week.Let's setup an angstagram
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 21, 2019
mugGet the Angstagrammug.

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