mommy jam

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.
Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.
by FederalQ2B September 07, 2007
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nigger heaven

The upper deck at a stadium, arena or theater.
It comes from the Jim Crow era when black people were forced to sit in the balcony of a movie house
by federalq2b September 21, 2004
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Q

A Federal Q2 siren, the last mechanical siren made for a moving vehicle. It's almost always used on fire apparatus.
It's loud as hell. R=The next best thing to playing an MP3 of "Move bitch! Get out the way!' on a badass PA system.
"It ain't a fire truck without a siren." Federal Signal slogan
by Federalq2b January 06, 2007
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Grand Ma

A Mercury Grand Marquis. It's what Ford calls it, which is appropriate because most of the people who buy them are old geezers suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and can't drive to save their lives.
Grand Ma.
Forida plates.
Handicaped tag hanging from a mirror.
If it drove any slower, it would be going backwards
by Federalq2b June 24, 2005
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