Fatkid the Baptist's definitions

the ol' Willy Saddler

To show somebody a good time

He took her out last night to give her the ol' Willy Saddler

by Fatkid the Baptist April 11, 2021

CueTipping

When you wrap you finger in toilet paper and insert it into your own arsehole after taking a shit to give it the best possible clean.

Person 1: my girl is going to rim me tonight.
Person 2: make sure you give yourself a good CueTipping first. That will improve your chances of her doing it again.
Person 1: good thinking

by Fatkid the Baptist August 9, 2023

His dad was a blacksmith

Someone who doesn't know their father

Person 1: His dad was a blacksmith...
Person 2: Josh's dad never made objects from metal in a forge.
Person 1: Well, on the day he was born he made a bolt for the door.

by Fatkid the Baptist November 24, 2022