Definitions by Father Nature

erectus nipperosis 

The condition of nipples being erect and protruding from clothing.

That girl has a serious case of erectus nipperosis.

erectus nipperosis by Father Nature August 15, 2012

fidgetation 

The act of fidgeting incessantly

I had to get up and leave the bed because of my wife's fidgetation.

fidgetation by Father Nature December 21, 2009

carpal thumbel 

The exact same thing as carpal tunnel, but in the thumbs from texting.

My thumbs feel as though I have carpal thumbel.

carpal thumbel by Father Nature December 1, 2009

lackadickosis 

The condition of a woman that needs sex.

That woman is suffering from lackadickosis.

lackadickosis by Father Nature November 3, 2009