Father Nature's definitions

erectus nipperosis

The condition of nipples being erect and protruding from clothing.

That girl has a serious case of erectus nipperosis.

by Father Nature August 15, 2012

fidgetation

The act of fidgeting incessantly

I had to get up and leave the bed because of my wife's fidgetation.

by Father Nature December 21, 2009

carpal thumbel

The exact same thing as carpal tunnel, but in the thumbs from texting.

My thumbs feel as though I have carpal thumbel.

by Father Nature December 1, 2009

lackadickosis

The condition of a woman that needs sex.

That woman is suffering from lackadickosis.

by Father Nature November 3, 2009