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Definitions by Fat knob master

Tristain Caine 

A ginormous bellend who can’t afford to take his girlfriend out for dinner, and refuses to leave someone’s house we’ll they act like a huge bellend.
Wow he has no balls he must be a Tristain Caine.

Daniel edwards 

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.
Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny

Matthew Hazard 

Massive cock and pulls bare under age girls
Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard
Matthew Hazard by Fat knob master November 23, 2021