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Tristain Caine

A ginormous bellend who can’t afford to take his girlfriend out for dinner, and refuses to leave someone’s house we’ll they act like a huge bellend.
Wow he has no balls he must be a Tristain Caine.
by Fat knob master May 4, 2022
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Daniel edwards

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.
Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny
by Fat knob master May 2, 2022
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Matthew Hazard

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard
by Fat knob master November 23, 2021
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