5 definitions by Farcus

Rumpylumpkin

The act of inverting the male genetialia such that one can receive fellatio while defecating on a females chest.

Gary preformed the nearly impossible act of the rumpylumpkin as he twisted his junk upside down and fired a hot steamer on Megans chest, while receiving a tremendous blowjob

by Farcus August 30, 2007

blumpkin

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.

by Farcus September 8, 2007

blumpy

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.

by Farcus September 8, 2007

bat symbol

When a girl is laying on a bed and her vagina is so wet it drips down her butt cheeks on to the bed sheets and forms a wet spot on the sheets in the form of a bat.

Darius ate my vagina like a retard on bath salt, i left bat symbols all over my bed sheets.

by Farcus November 27, 2018

Higher than a billy goat

The billy goat is the alpha male of a herd. He is at the acme of command.

Darius is higher than a billy goat

by Farcus October 17, 2016