by Far East Texas Tamale January 11, 2017
A female that posts on Craiglist's "Casual Encounters" with faceless attractive pictures, but when contacted via email, sends pictures of very large BBW that needs to go on Jenny Craig.
I was trying to hook up on Craigslist last week but found Jenny Craig-List . She sent pictures of herself eating a bucket of fried chickent!!
by Far East Texas Tamale February 15, 2017
A medical contract signed by a person prior to suffering from dementia or Alzheimer's that serves similiar to a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) contract but instead is a DNRLP (Do Not Refuse Lap Dances). This helps elderly persons to enjoy the fruitful oscillations and dances of a much younger attractive performer with no legal proceedings to follow.
Did you hear about that Ohio caretaker that got into legal trouble for doing a lap dance for the 100 year old dementia patient? Dude, if Papa Tom would have signed his DNRLP this wouldn't be news!
by Far East Texas Tamale February 23, 2017