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Definitions by FamousJew

Krispy kreme 

When you fry cum in a pan.
Random guy: what’s cooking in here?

Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.
Krispy kreme by FamousJew April 30, 2021
When you shart and it’s so wet and powerful it’s squirts out everywhere like the candy.
Friend: damn man that fart was like a gusher
Me: because it was
Gusher by FamousJew April 15, 2021

Rainstorm 

When somebody’s shits their pants and it runs down their leg
Me: what’s that smell
Friend: the rainstorm
Rainstorm by FamousJew April 6, 2021

Cheese Grater 

When a girl bites the foreskin of a guy.
Guy: bro my cock hurts!
Friend: why?
Guy: she pulled the cheese grater!!!
Cheese Grater by FamousJew December 19, 2020

Upper Decker

Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!
Upper Decker by FamousJew October 28, 2020

Lay an egg

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg
Lay an egg by FamousJew August 21, 2020

Dirty mayo 

When you shit and gizz at the same time.
I pulled a dirty mayo last night.
Dirty mayo by FamousJew May 29, 2020