Urban Dictionary: Definitions by FamousJew

Krispy kreme

When you fry cum in a pan.

Random guy: what’s cooking in here?

Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.

When you shart and it’s so wet and powerful it’s squirts out everywhere like the candy.

Friend: damn man that fart was like a gusher
Me: because it was

Gusher by FamousJew April 15, 2021

When somebody’s shits their pants and it runs down their leg

Me: what’s that smell
Friend: the rainstorm

When a girl bites the foreskin of a guy.

Guy: bro my cock hurts!
Friend: why?
Guy: she pulled the cheese grater!!!

When you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.

Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

Lay an egg by FamousJew August 21, 2020

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.