Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Krispy kreme

When you fry cum in a pan.

Random guy: what’s cooking in here?

Me: ohhh that’s my gizz, I’m making krispy kreme donuts.

by FamousJew April 30, 2021

Rainstorm

When somebody’s shits their pants and it runs down their leg

Me: what’s that smell
Friend: the rainstorm

by FamousJew April 06, 2021

Gusher

When you shart and it’s so wet and powerful it’s squirts out everywhere like the candy.

Friend: damn man that fart was like a gusher
Me: because it was

by FamousJew April 15, 2021

Oven camper

Another word for a Jew. Hitler baked Jews in ovens like pizzas and that’s where they get the name.

Dude: my family were Jews in the holocaust
Friend: so they were oven campers?

by FamousJew February 26, 2020

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

by FamousJew December 08, 2019