Kitchen monkey

Another word for a woman. They are always running around making sandwiches like monkeys in a kitchen.

Son: wow dad mom needs to calm down it’s just pasta
Dad: yep that’s a kitchen monkey for you

by FamousJew February 27, 2020

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020

Rainstorm

When somebody’s shits their pants and it runs down their leg

Me: what’s that smell
Friend: the rainstorm

by FamousJew April 06, 2021

Beavle

Just a klobat.

You fuckin beavle

by FamousJew January 13, 2024

Gusher

When you shart and it’s so wet and powerful it’s squirts out everywhere like the candy.

Friend: damn man that fart was like a gusher
Me: because it was

by FamousJew April 15, 2021

Dirty Robinson

When you bust a fat nut in your friends grape kool aid

Dude, my kool aid is salty and creamy

Holy fuck, he just drank a dirty Robinson

by FamousJew January 13, 2024

Turkey Jerky

When you fuck a thanksgiving turkey.

Mom: why is this turkey so salty?
Me: let’s just say I got a turkey jerky

by FamousJew December 03, 2021