Procassionate

Procrastinating over something important, but doing something you love.

Why's Larry watching porn? He's got an exam tomorrow.
He's being procassionate.
WTF?
You know he cares about the well being of porn stars.

by FallenV May 24, 2018

Bounce it like scomo

Bouncing something off you with little to no effort and feel like a boss.

Spectator 1: did you see that? Looked so easy for Nadal to hit that ball.
Spectator 2: Yah, bounce it like scomo Nadal.

by FallenV May 07, 2019