Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Falkan

vitamin m

A nutritional supplement administered to Joe from Mike.

Mike: Time for a warm shot of Vitamin M!
Joe: Oooh baby! <bends over>

vitamin m by Falkan March 4, 2003

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The door that remains closed for more than 69% of the time.

I don't know if Yari is awake or not. The Legendary Door is closed.

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The nastiest thing I've ever heard of

Damn Luvnuts, go easy on the jizz slurpees!

A small chocolate candy with a crunchy exterior coating. Often referred to as M&M's.

Mom, can I have some kajammers?

No kajammers before dinner, honey.

kajammer by Falkan March 4, 2003

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Falkan's(-see gay) favorite treat on any occasion, or no occasion at all.

My names Falkan and i love slurpeez made of man chowder cuz im such a gay definition superimposer, bastard guy.

The type of hair possessed by one who is half caucasian and half blacky.

Ooh, that's quite a halfro!

halfro by Falkan March 4, 2003

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An adjective used to describe a recreational activity that is so amusing that it may cause profuse anal bleeding

This is fuuuunn-duh! (anal bleeding commences)

fuuunn-duh by Falkan March 4, 2003

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