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An insult so horrendously obscene that it is a Class A felony in all fifty states and the District of Columbia to utter, write, or even provide the definition of the word.
Alyse: That friend of yours is such a nugmuffin.
Cate: HOLY SHITBISCUITS YOU MONSTER!
by Fakename Bill August 2, 2014
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A Cincinnati Facial is a sex act in which a group of men stand in a circle around a kneeling subject (usually female) and simultaneously fap. After every man in the circle has splooged, the subject's face should be completely covered in trouser gravy. The man who was last to jizz must now lick the subject's face completely clean of cum. After this has been done, the first man to splooge fucks the subject. This act is similar to both bukakke and soggy biscuit.
Brad: The guys and I gave Heather a Cincinnati Facial.
Derek: No way! Did you have to lick it off?
by Fakename Bill August 3, 2014
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Rusty trombone is a sexual act in which a man stands with his knees and back slightly bent, with feet at least shoulder width apart to expose his anus. The other partner typically kneels behind the man and performs anilingus while reaching up beneath the testicles or around the body to manually administer rapid up and down motions of the penis, mimicking the motions of a trombone player. The act is defined primarily by the physical orientation of the partners and the combination of analingus with manual sexual stimulation; however, other positions and variations are possible.
Haley played my rusty trombone last night.
by Fakename Bill August 2, 2014
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