whitesnake

I'm guilty of love...

...in the first degree.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Bingo Tunnel

Entrance located in Florida. Lures unsuspecting old people into its depths with the promise of Bingo, only to lead them on a magical adventure to Oscar Wilde Island, the maker of all zombies in the world, ruled by Herpes The God of Fornication and Menial Tasks. See also: Haiti

"Because when you're dead, you're not really dead yet. You have a magical adventure ahead of you, living in harmony under the sea."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Cyber Gothy

1. A ridiculous "Goth" individual.
2. A moron.
3. Someone who has no idea what Goth actually is.
4. Someone who is not in the scene to be seen.

I will become complete cyber gothy.

see: Jenni

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

dragma

1. Drag grandma
2. My arch nemesis.
3. Old man in drag.

"Grandma looked like a whore... no, wait... she looked like a Dragma."

"Dude, I just watched Dragma puke all over the sink in the girl's washroom!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003