Definitions by Fagbot and jessor
Crazy Vision
A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"
Crazy Vision by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Velvet Fist
Velvet Fist by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Lava Crane Gun
An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.
1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
Lava Crane Gun by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Zombie Cannon
Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
Zombie Cannon by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Salad Shooter Time Machine
Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."
Salad Shooter Time Machine by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
SteadmanBot
A 200 foot mechanical Steadman (Oprah's boyfriend) used to calm down the OprahBot when device malfuctions.
SteadmanBot by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Fascist Dictator Dollar
The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.
"I'm fucking rich!"
Fascist Dictator Dollar by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003