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Definitions by Fagbot and jessor

Crazy Vision 

A direct result of using the Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad. When Heating Pad is placed on head, it subtly fries the brain, thus creating hallucinations, which is called "Crazy Vision"
"WooohohohohoHHhoooo... OwwoOWOw,... I gOts the CRAzy VIsioN!! ArgGRgGHJ! mY brAINSSSssss...."
Crazy Vision by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Velvet Fist 

Like Iron Fist, but gay version of. Coined by evil dictator Libernazi.
"That fag rules with a velvet fist!"
Velvet Fist by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Lava Crane Gun 

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.
"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"
Lava Crane Gun by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Zombie Cannon

Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"
Zombie Cannon by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Salad Shooter Time Machine 

Transport any food item into the past, being especially careful to not transport any poison substance, or you will die instantly or not EVEN exist at all.
"Were you hungry two weeks ago? Well, not anymore! With this new, innovative product from Happy Gay Gay Time Inc., ypu'll never be hungry again... in the past."

SteadmanBot

A 200 foot mechanical Steadman (Oprah's boyfriend) used to calm down the OprahBot when device malfuctions.
"Mooshie-mooshie! Don't worry baby, I still love ya."
SteadmanBot by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Fascist Dictator Dollar 

The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.