Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Don't hate the game, hate the playa

When a guy gives up on a girl because she's banging someone else

Lalo: I could have had her.
Max: Bro, don't hate the game, hate the playa.

by Extra Mayo May 14, 2015

MAB

A Moody Ass Bitch

Darlene is such a MAB. One minute she's telling me she loves me and the next minute she has a knife to my throat.

by Extra Mayo June 23, 2021

Bootyguard

A short man who is also a bodyguard for a woman with a really big ass.

Taken from the short animated film "The Bootyguard," in which Gary Coleman gets a job as Jennifer Lopez's bodyguard.

Not only is Tony her personal assistant, he is also her bootyguard.

by Extra Mayo September 02, 2011

Rain Moan

To mimic someone's sexual moans, as Dustin Hoffman does to Tom Cruise in the movie "Rain Man."

We were all pissed Sam didn't chip in for the bill, so we rain moaned her in front of her boyfriend.

by Extra Mayo August 25, 2015

Your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's

A girl you think is in the 4-5 level of hotness is actually a 6-7 to someone else.

"That girl isn't hot."

"Well, your 4's and 5's are my 6's and 7's.

by Extra Mayo March 30, 2015

peek-a-pee

When a man using a urinal adjacent to yours, tries to watch you pee.

Damn, the guy next to me was trying to do a peek-a-pee. I should have used one of the stalls.

by Extra Mayo January 26, 2013